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Okay so I know we get old. But how come I now have hair like I wanted when I was 15? My hair was always curly and frizzy and I hated it. Now its straighter,doesn't need ironing (remember the 60's when us curly heads ironed our hair!) doesn't need to be rolled on orange juice cans(yeah,I did it!) So now that my courtin' days are behind me I have the good hair I always wanted. Except now the old lady in me doesn't want it hanging in my face. I would rather have some curl back! Something is not right about this! I have young hair and an old lady face. I am not liking this aging process one little bit and I think I will be a Maxine as time goes by! Or as Maxine says:
The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket."
"To err is human; to forgive, highly unlikely."
"Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have millions of old ladies running around with tattoos and pierced navels? (Now that's scary!) "
"Money can't buy happiness--but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than a Kia."
"After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching somewhere...you may be dead."
